Great Western Coffee Shop

The RSPCA took the owner of a private zoo to the High Court on Animal Cruelty charges.
Whilst the RSPCA admitted the Zoo was very well run, it was clean, the Animals in Peak condition, with lots of space to run about in, the RSPCA felt they had to bring charges as the zoo's Hyena's were kept on a Diet of nothing but OXO cubes.

However the Judge threw out the case on the grounds that someone was trying to make a Laughing Stock.

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Albert the Village Simpleton, who did't have a care in the World, and so was always happy, walked into a Shop and bought some Wellington Boots.
An hour later wearing his new boots, Albert went into the tallest building in town climbed to the top and threw himself of the roof and he fell to his death.

Nobody could understand why the Lad had taken his own life, the police found no reason for it.
On the day of his Inquest, the Coroner examined many witnesses, coming at last to Gerry who had been Albert's best friend.
Gerry described the evening before Albert's death, "We spent several hours in the Pub and talked for ages to Old Wing Commander Evens about his time in the War" he Said.
"Albert was totally fascinated when the Wing Commander told his tales of his time flying in Wellingtons".