TonyK
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The artist formerly known as Four Track, Now!
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« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2013, 23:50:59 » |
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Might need a tiler. Now, what Tiler?
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Now, please!
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Chris from Nailsea
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« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2013, 20:14:14 » |
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"Door must be kept locked shut" So that will be a wall then  Indeed. Sometimes, it's an even more emphatic "This door must be kept locked at all times." That's not a door.  |
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William Huskisson MP▸ was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830. Many more have died in the same way since then. Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.
"Level crossings are safe, unless they are used in an unsafe manner." Discuss.
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bobm
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« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2013, 20:27:05 » |
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"Please stand clear of the platform edge, the approaching train is not scheduled to stop at this station" Oh dear I am standing next to a bay platform....
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« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2013, 21:00:53 » |
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"Please stand clear of the platform edge, the approaching train is not scheduled to stop at this station" Oh dear I am standing next to a bay platform....
"Please stand clear of the platform edge, the approaching train is not scheduled to stop at this station" Well the train was on time but the announcement was running late... The train went past 2 minutes ago..  |
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bobm
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« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2013, 21:03:11 » |
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You've been to Crowthorne then!
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Ollie
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« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2013, 02:37:12 » |
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You've been to Crowthorne then!
To be fair it is on before train comes through  Just stays up a while! |
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TonyK
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« Reply #37 on: February 24, 2013, 13:07:23 » |
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"This page is intentionally left blank".
No it isn't, someone has written "This page is intentionally left blank" on it.
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Chris from Nailsea
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« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2013, 16:06:46 » |
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"Please use the full length of the platform when boarding the train"... I didn't even try That's a good one, Jo! |
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William Huskisson MP▸ was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830. Many more have died in the same way since then. Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.
"Level crossings are safe, unless they are used in an unsafe manner." Discuss.
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bobm
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« Reply #39 on: February 24, 2013, 16:12:00 » |
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"This page is intentionally left blank".
No it isn't, someone has written "This page is intentionally left blank" on it.
What's more, they did it intentionally. |
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johoare
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« Reply #40 on: February 24, 2013, 17:48:14 » |
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"Please Stand behind the yellow line"
1. So it's ok to walk in front of it then?
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2. How on earth do I get on the train which is the other side of the line
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Chris from Nailsea
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« Reply #41 on: February 24, 2013, 17:57:43 » |
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How on earth do I get on the train which is the other side of the line
Ah ... perhaps that's why you need to 'use the full length of the platform when boarding the train' - to make an Olympic long jump onto it? |
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William Huskisson MP▸ was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830. Many more have died in the same way since then. Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.
"Level crossings are safe, unless they are used in an unsafe manner." Discuss.
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« Reply #42 on: February 24, 2013, 18:04:49 » |
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On the stairs to platforms at Bristol Temple Meads:
"Keep to the left & hold the handrails!"
Each staircase has three handrails. How do you hold them all?
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"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
- Sir Terry Pratchett.
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Chris from Nailsea
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« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2013, 18:28:27 » |
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William Huskisson MP▸ was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830. Many more have died in the same way since then. Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.
"Level crossings are safe, unless they are used in an unsafe manner." Discuss.
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« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2013, 18:41:01 » |
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"Please make sure you take all your personal belongings with you when leaving the train"... I'm not sure I can get all my possessions onto the train in the first place... |
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