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« on: December 31, 2007, 20:16:13 »
If a "Ploughman's lunch" is traditionally bread and cheese, with pickled onions and Branston pickle, and a Cornishman's lunch was always a pastry case filled with meat and potatoes, what would the following lunched be?

a) A 142 Driver's lunch

b) A first Class hostess'es lunch

c) A Route director's lunch

d) A Train Manager / Conductor / Guard's Lunch
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2008, 09:23:01 »
A 142 driver would have anything he could keep down. Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2008, 10:01:57 »
A Class 142 driver would go Hungry, anything and everything would get bounced of his plate.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2008, 11:08:45 »
A guards lunch is normally whatever the wife packs me up! Normally eaten at about 0730 on earlys. This feels like lunchtime when you have started at 0320!
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2008, 16:10:09 »
gaf71 you lucky boy you, I have to pack me own crib, leave it to the wife I wouldn't know what if any anti-dote to take.
I think she Loves Me, well she loves to try and kill me.
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