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« Reply #30 on: February 09, 2014, 18:29:18 »

In the words of Simon & Garfunkel, "Trouble Over Bridgwater"
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« Reply #31 on: February 09, 2014, 19:34:51 »

In the words of Simon & Garfunkel, "Trouble Over Bridgwater"

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« Reply #32 on: February 09, 2014, 21:19:55 »

Oh that's brilliant PB!  Even the people affected by the floods might manage a wry smile at that !
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« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2014, 21:22:43 »

The 07:30 First GW (Great Western) Sealink service now arriving at platform pier 2 is for .........
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« Reply #34 on: February 09, 2014, 22:11:58 »

Note in drivers repair book - under frame wash pressure to be reduced at next C exam before entering depot.  And don't come back with no fault found ......
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« Reply #35 on: February 09, 2014, 22:32:46 »

Brunel's vision was that Bristol was just the first stop on a crossing of the Atlantic...
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« Reply #36 on: February 10, 2014, 14:39:36 »

Hurrying back from Sobibor, Thomas suddenly found himself in a watery wilderness.

"Oh no....." groaned Thomas  Roll Eyes "The Fat Controller has fallen in the water tank again......"
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« Reply #37 on: February 10, 2014, 21:35:51 »

Hmm.  I rather think you meant Sodor, rather than Sobibor, Cynthia?  Roll Eyes Shocked Grin
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« Reply #38 on: February 10, 2014, 23:27:44 »

Hmm.  I rather think you meant Sodor, rather than Sobibor, Cynthia?  Roll Eyes Shocked Grin

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« Reply #39 on: February 11, 2014, 22:38:59 »

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« Reply #40 on: February 11, 2014, 22:58:30 »

"But if you cant afford 30 tokens for the rollercoaster, then the waterslide up the road is only 5 today..."
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« Reply #41 on: February 12, 2014, 02:29:21 »

Not a caption, but SDS pad's photoshopped image has reminded me of a great 'train' movie. North West Frontier, starring Kenneth More, Lauren Bacall and Herbert Lom.

There's a scene in that film where they take a train over a damaged viaduct, with the train leaning heavily as it traverses the unsupported track.



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« Reply #42 on: February 12, 2014, 12:12:34 »

North West Frontier, starring Kenneth More, Lauren Bacall and Herbert Lom.

One of my favourite films.  Not only is there the miraculous bridge crossing, but various engineering problems, like blown up track and the lack of a pump to get water to the engine, are all sorted quickly and with amateur confidence.  Who needs over-cautious and over-engineered NR» (Network Rail - home page) when you have Kenneth More in charge?  Grin
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« Reply #43 on: February 12, 2014, 21:43:09 »



When they said the sleepers have been suspended between London and Penzance, I thought ...
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« Reply #44 on: February 12, 2014, 22:22:54 »

I see the road safety campaigners have hit the railways, too. 30 limits in towns and traffic calming measures - there'll be a speed camera there next!
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