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« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2018, 09:57:15 » |
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.....I wonder if its at TAUNTON services..... (sorry, CfN  ) |
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« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2018, 11:07:18 » |
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"Paddington, we have a problem."
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Waiting at Pilning for the midnight sleeper to Prague.
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« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2018, 20:01:31 » |
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Good evening sir, would you like the oil checked and the windscreen washed?
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8 Billion people on a wet rock - of course we're not happy
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« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2018, 20:55:45 » |
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I put it out with the recycling but the bin men wouldn't take it, so I've got to take it down the tip before they close at 5.
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Waiting at Pilning for the midnight sleeper to Prague.
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Chris from Nailsea
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« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2018, 01:16:05 » |
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You were all absolutely brilliant (except SandTEngineer). |
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William Huskisson MP▸ was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830. Many more have died in the same way since then. Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.
"Level crossings are safe, unless they are used in an unsafe manner." Discuss.
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« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2018, 21:13:48 » |
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This pump is out of order - we'll have to back up.
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« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2018, 21:21:44 » |
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This pump is out of order - we'll have to back up.
Won't be easy if he's towing the whole 2+8!!! |
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"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
- Sir Terry Pratchett.
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« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2018, 21:22:40 » |
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Nah - be a 2+4 at most.  |
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« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2018, 00:16:39 » |
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This pump is out of order - we'll have to back up.
Sorry mate - the sectional appendix says we can't propel on a forecourt. |
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« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2018, 08:19:33 » |
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This pump is out of order - we'll have to back up.
Sorry mate - the sectional appendix says we can't propel on a forecourt. Is that a 2+4court? |
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« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2018, 08:57:57 » |
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Normally the hauliers syphon the diesel out for the return trip, not this time !
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Rob on the hill
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« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2018, 12:33:08 » |
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Sorry sir, you can't enter this filling station as you're out of gauge.
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« Reply #27 on: February 01, 2018, 12:42:06 » |
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Sorry sir, you can't enter this filling station as you're out of gauge.
Oh, would that be the new UIC fuel gauge? |
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« Reply #28 on: February 01, 2018, 14:52:03 » |
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Shell wins latest PFI HST▸ refuelling contract.
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« Reply #29 on: February 01, 2018, 22:04:05 » |
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Please hold tight whilst we attach our Shell buffet car serving KitKat chunky, Ginsters pasties, and Marlboro Lites. For those who like good coffee, I regret to announce that the Costa vending machine is working today.
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