Not so long back the
XC▸ service on Summer Saturdays from Edinburgh to Newquay was advertised as calling at the following Cornish stations, Par, St Blazey (Closed in the 1920's), Goonbarrow Junction (NEVER a passenger station) and Newquay.
Being the little Demon I is, whilst at Derby I asked for a single ticket to Goonbarrow at the Ticket window, caused all sorts of confusion.