Fake Christmas trees (see my post above) are not particularly popular, it seems.

From
the BBC» :
Fake Christmas tree 'vandalised'
A ^14,000 fake Christmas tree which replaced a Dorset town centre's traditional fir tree due to health and safety concerns has been damaged.
The council believes parts of the 30ft (10m) cone in Poole, which is decorated with thousands of lights, were ripped off by vandals overnight on Monday. But it comes as strong winds have also battered the south coast.
Shoppers have said the controversial tree, funded by local businesses, looks more like a "witch's hat".
Borough of Poole said the damage is currently being looked at by the the tree's installation team.
Dorset Police said it believed several people could have climbed the tree and ripped off artificial layers. CCTV▸ footage was being assessed.