Two points from me, if I may?

Firstly, I have met 'thetrout', more than once - and a more polite, quietly-spoken and well-mannered young man one couldn't realistically hope to meet

;
Secondly, and despite the above, I have
frequently been amazed at the various scrapes 'thetrout' apparently manages to get himself into, travelling on the railways.

The only guidance I can offer, therefore, is to read here whatever travel plans 'thetrout' has made - and then plan
yours quite differently.
