I should have realised there was an entirely plausible reason for the apparent misstatement of the facts, and TaplowGreen and myself should of course now offer you our unreserved apologies.
Given your skills in creatively defending the indefensible, have you considered a career as a Delay Attribution Manager? I’m sure with you in charge your employer would never ever concede any lost minutes!
Nah ... my woolly statement, knowing diddly-squat about football - sorry about that. It's on a par with my wife (who's native tongue is Amercan not English) getting caught between "Two fish and chips" and "Fish and chips twice".
But, yeah, I do sometimes find myself looking for positive outcomes in apparently dire negative situations.