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« on: April 09, 2014, 21:06:36 »

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A freight train has reported some of it's wheels have come off the track, there are no reported injuries as a result of the derailment.

That's a mighty clever train.   Or is there an element of truth - is there an onboard monitoring system that will automatically report a derailment?
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« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2014, 21:21:08 »

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A freight train has reported some of it's wheels have come off the track, there are no reported injuries as a result of the derailment.

That's a mighty clever train.   Or is there an element of truth - is there an onboard monitoring system that will automatically report a derailment?


This is nothing new; 1950's Goons script:
Bloodnock 'This is the police station speaking'
Eccles: 'Oooh, clever police station......'

Sorry, off-topic, I know, but couldn't resist it.  Tee hee hee.
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2014, 21:26:58 »

I suppose the wheels just "spoke"
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2014, 21:27:13 »

This is nothing new; 1950's Goons script:

Bloodnock 'This is the police station speaking'
Eccles: 'Oooh, clever police station......'

Thanks, Cynthia. That raised a chuckle. Grin

I could even hear the voices of Sellers and Milligan as I read that post.
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2014, 21:38:07 »

I suppose the wheels just "spoke"

Megagroan!!!
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2014, 21:41:10 »

Actually, I know that wheels can speak, because I saw a pair of them go into a pub once, and one said to the other "Your round".
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2014, 21:43:16 »

Lest I be blamed for it, I'd just like to point out that grahame started this one!  Grin
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2014, 22:23:13 »

Actually, I know that wheels can speak, because I saw a pair of them go into a pub once, and one said to the other "Your round".

It gets worse!

Talking of round.....

Goons 1950's: Ned Seagoon (having wandered into a building) 'Lets look round!'
Eccles: 'But you already look round....'
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2014, 22:44:00 »

Personally, I blame it on the bogie
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2014, 23:13:03 »

I'm having no truck with any of this nonsense.
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2014, 23:20:56 »

...wheel all better get our hats and coats Wink
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« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2014, 12:42:34 »

3 wheels went into a pub, an english wheel, a scottish wheel ............
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« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2014, 17:23:18 »

Boring reality!

http://www.knorr-bremse.de/en/railvehicles/products/trainsafety/edt101.jsp

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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2014, 18:49:01 »

Boring reality!

http://www.knorr-bremse.de/en/railvehicles/products/trainsafety/edt101.jsp

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Issue of a diagnostic message and/or immediate braking if an axle becomes derailed



From a Melksham company, of course  Grin  Grin  Grin
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