“Sorry, Constable, I was only getting the bus to buy essential supplies for next winter.”

I had the anthracite and the propane bottles delivered, and did not take either on the bus. Propane is presumably prohibited, and worthwhile amounts of coal far too heavy and bulky.
This was in the early days of the present emergency.
Damn, I got the toilet rolls, bread, milk, flour, pasta and cat food, even remembered the Port and fillet steak, but it's always the anthracite and propane I forget...………..the Mrs always tells me to make a list...…...ah well, back to Tesco I go!
