I wouldn't blame Katie Price if she was greatly insulted by that!!
Me neither!
Still not as big an insult in my opinion as when, just after I moved to Bristol in September 1977, I watched the local news on the telly. The story was that Bristol folk didn't have much idea of world history, so HTV rocked up to East Street Bedminster, a mere giro's throw from where I was newly installed at work, to debunk the theory.
They picked on this very elderly (possibly even over 50) couple in traditional dress. She wore a turban hat and a check worsted coat, he had a cap on. "Tell me sir," asked the interviewer. "Who is Neil Armstrong?" Our man furrowed his brow.
"Wait a minute," he said, "I got 'un. E'm to play the trumpate, innum?"
One small step for (a) man, one huge pair of (to be continued)