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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2014, 20:24:56 » |
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Yes, I know I said "clean the ballast", and I must admit you have done that, but ...
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« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2014, 00:21:59 » |
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Yes, I know I said "clean the ballast", and I must admit you have done that, but ...
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Don't DOO▸ it, keep the guard (but it probably wouldn't be a bad idea if the driver unlocked the doors on arrival at calling points).
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« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2014, 08:40:26 » |
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Blimey, we'll have to do more digging then Fred West to put this right!
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« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2014, 18:27:11 » |
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"Look the drawing said an 8 meter UTX not 80 meters .................... Fred get the shovels out of van"
UTX - Under Track Crossing (dug under the track formation of cable ducts and other pipes)
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Starship just experienced what we call a rapid unscheduled disassembly, or a RUD, during ascent,”
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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2014, 23:05:13 » |
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The two men standing on the ledge: man waving his arm about;
"This as all due to the cross-Atlantic, jet-stream accelerated precipitative storm surge"
Second chap: "......(blank look) no mate, it was a wave, .......really."
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Trying to break ones addiction to car travel is much harder than giving up ciggies!
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« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2014, 23:20:03 » |
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"Could one of you lads up there pop down here with some cement and a trowel? I've just spotted some pointing that could do with some purely cosmetic repairs ... "
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William Huskisson MP▸ was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830. Many more have died in the same way since then. Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.
"Level crossings are safe, unless they are used in an unsafe manner." Discuss.
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« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2014, 23:31:55 » |
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Time for another:  It really is time that retention tanks were fitted to HSTs▸ . Look what happens when a dozen toilets are all flushed at once. |
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"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
- Sir Terry Pratchett.
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« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2014, 23:46:14 » |
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"The SatNav DEFINITELY said this would be a railway line"
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« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2014, 23:52:08 » |
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HST▸ = Hydro Static Train
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William Huskisson MP▸ was the first person to be killed by a train while crossing the tracks, in 1830. Many more have died in the same way since then. Don't take a chance: stop, look, listen.
"Level crossings are safe, unless they are used in an unsafe manner." Discuss.
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« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2014, 08:13:00 » |
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New for 2014 "FGW▸ Weekend Cruises" at no extra charge
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« Reply #25 on: February 09, 2014, 10:52:19 » |
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"New stock announced for Southend Pier Railway."
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« Reply #26 on: February 09, 2014, 11:07:26 » |
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Can't think of a funny caption right now, but I can still see the track. Why did the train have to stop, rather than proceed with extreme caution (5mph maybe)?
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« Reply #27 on: February 09, 2014, 12:03:19 » |
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At the time that picture was taken, services were running.
Flooding got worse though.
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« Reply #28 on: February 09, 2014, 16:22:55 » |
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Drive to his mate ........... "did I SPAD▸ or Splash that last signal"
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« Reply #29 on: February 09, 2014, 17:38:48 » |
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SailRail taken to the extreme.
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