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« on: July 06, 2015, 22:42:42 »

Moderator note: This pun fest has been split from the Thames Valley Infrastructure Problems thread.


I don't think you can generalise to the rest of Europe - each country's current state will be dictated by its own  history. The French 'classic' network happens to have ended up in a state rather like ours, but because the priority given to building the LGV (Large Goods Vehicle) network stole all the money.




Or no pun intended?
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2015, 22:47:40 »

If it was a pun I think stuving should get his coat. And go ohm.
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2015, 23:16:53 »

Watt?  Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2015, 23:23:00 »

Resistance is futile
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A proper intercity train has a minimum of 8 coaches, gangwayed throughout, with first at one end, and a full sized buffet car between first and standard.
It has space for cycles, surfboards,luggage etc.
A 5 car DMU (Diesel Multiple Unit) is not a proper inter-city train. The 5+5 and 9 car DMUs are almost as bad.
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2015, 07:39:54 »

Gents, please. We're current(ly) off topic.
As so on to conduction (Wiki) and the state of the signalling & wires..
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2015, 08:58:02 »

Have we got the capacity for any more puns now? Ok not resistance related...
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2015, 21:30:38 »

Have we got the capacity for any more puns now? Ok not resistance related...

I shall keep quiet Faraday, maybe two.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2015, 00:24:31 »

This is all making my hair stand on end.  Huh
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2015, 00:33:34 »

Have a Grade 3. Solves that problem.  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2015, 06:23:06 »

does anyone else here remember the van-de-graff (so?) generator thst used to be in the science museum in London ?
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2015, 06:39:41 »

It hertz me to say this but I think it's time to get back on topic.
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2015, 07:56:54 »

does anyone else here remember the van-de-graff (so?) generator thst used to be in the science museum in London ?

I remember the rock band - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_der_Graaf_Generator    Grin
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2015, 08:42:05 »

does anyone else here remember the van-de-graff (so?) generator thst used to be in the science museum in London ?

I remember the rock band - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_der_Graaf_Generator    Grin

I think i remember then but my memory may have blown of route by a strong Hawkwind (or maybe I was just Tangerine Dreaming)...

@BNM good split BTW (by the way) Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2015, 08:48:49 »

Tangerine Dreaming

Sigh, I miss StreetHawk.
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« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2015, 09:02:41 »

Just made contact with this thread. Some positive and a few negative reactions. Wonder if the bright sparks among the contributors  have reached full capacity yet ?
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