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« on: July 18, 2011, 15:27:04 »
I was thinking of starting a thread of skits on Automated and other announcements heard on trains and stations.     I will start off:-

  The train will not be wedged up tight against the platform.   (This , everybody would know and would use their common sense when alighting !!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 16:40:48 »
Here's some spoof ones from the lady responsible for most automated announcements on the London Underground:

http://www.emmaclarke.com/fun/mind-the-gap/spoof-london-underground-announcements

A word of warning: There is some slightly fruity language in one or two of them!
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 22:00:09 »
Cough ... probably my favourite: http://www.emmaclarke.com/media/7152/would-the-gentleman-in-the-suit.mp3  Shocked Roll Eyes Grin
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