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« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2011, 19:10:19 »

Come on then, own up.  After reading the last few posts, who has just recorded themselves unsuccessfully trying to imitate Phil Sayer?

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« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2011, 11:19:17 »

When the First Class Host doesn't need to ask you how you take your coffee.

When you arrive at Frome Station and are sold a ticket to your destination without having to say a word.

When you ask to purchase a First Class Upgrade and the Train Manager says "Don't worry about it"

When a certain XC (Cross Country Trains (franchise)) Train Manager doesn't even bother to check your ticket as he knows you have one to Bristol Temple Meads"

When a W-o-E guard see's you on the platform and comes out the rear cab just to chat to you

When you board a SWT (South West Trains) Class 455 with a full bladder and then promptly realise that is a very bad idea

When a certain SWT RPI (Revenue Protection Inspector (or Retail Price Index, depending on the context)) laughs and smiles at you when travelling to London Waterloo because you bailed out of a 159 at Basingstoke just to continue your journey on a 444 for no other reason than you can...
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« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2011, 14:33:08 »

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When a certain SWT (South West Trains) RPI (Revenue Protection Inspector (or Retail Price Index, depending on the context)) laughs and smiles at you when travelling to London Waterloo because you bailed out of a 159 at Basingstoke just to continue your journey on a 444 for no other reason than you can...


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« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2011, 21:54:56 »

You two need to get out more ...  Wink Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2011, 00:49:18 »

You two need to get out more ...  Wink Cheesy Grin
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« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2011, 04:37:03 »

yeh i dont really want to change at clapham aswell.... im not that adventurous !
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« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2011, 07:46:55 »

yeh i dont really want to change at clapham aswell.... im not that adventurous !

I do it every Monday to Friday day - not so bad

Kew bridge/brentford to clapham to grotwick

Reverse in evenings

Monday is nailsea to reading to grotwick

Friday ironically is cheaper to do grotwick to London bridge or st pancreas depending which tube lines I rancy to pad to nailsea
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« Reply #37 on: September 23, 2011, 02:07:24 »

... you cut a conversation short on the phone because you know you are coming up to a tunnel.
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